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Marijuana Edibles for Sleep

I need to drop some serious disclaimers before we get too far into this. The reason is that most of the cannabis companies out there producing products for “sleep” are using the cannabinoid CBN, or cannabinol, as the active ingredient, but the truth is that nobody really knows what CBN does even though it’s billed as a sleep aid. Granted, a couple dated studies out there show some sort of correlation between sleep and CBN, but if you read THIS newer study from The National Institutes of Health, which is probably the most factual resource in existence, it argues that there simply isn’t enough data out there to even make the claim that CBN is a sleep aid, so it’s something we should all take with a grain of salt.

Anecdotally, after peddling this stuff from behind the counter, I can tell you that the reactions we get from our customers are mixed. The lion’s share reports some level of sleepiness from the CBN products we sell, and they keep coming back for more, but quite a few say it does nothing, or that they just got high thanks to the THC that many of these edibles contain as well, which is relaxing in and of itself.

So, is CBN a heaven-sent soporific, or is it snake oil? The jury is still out, the reason being that it’s difficult for scientists to study a federally illegal drug to figure out what it may or may not do. As such, throughout this blog, you’ll hear me saying all sorts of nebulous things that aren’t definitive, such as CBN “may” help you sleep, or it “might” give you relaxation. It’s the best I can do given what’s provable, because after all, here at The Greenery, honesty and education are both far more important than the profit we could make by making claims that aren’t 100% factual, such as promising someone a good night’s sleep thanks to a cannabis gummy.

And as one final disclaimer, it’s important to know that I’m not a doctor; nobody who works here is a doctor. We all work at a recreational marijuana dispensary, and as such, we aren’t even remotely qualified to give medical advice. If you’re looking to try any sort of marijuana product for a medical condition, bring it up with your doctor.

That being said, who knows? Maybe CBN is exactly what you’ve been looking for, and it’s possible that it’ll cure your restless nights… “maybe,” “possible,” see what I’m getting at? The only way you’ll know for sure is to try this stuff yourself, and we have six options for all you sleepyheads:

1.) Wana Fast Asleep.

I’m starting with this one first because my wife loves this product and says she can’t sleep without it, so at least it does something for someone. And if you’re looking for a cannabis product that might help you catch Zs without the buzz, this one could be perfect because there’s not much THC per serving.

Actually, when it comes to active ingredients, the Fast Asleep gummies from Wana throw in the kitchen sink with more cannabinoids than any of the others: each serving delivers 10mg CBD, 2mg CBG, 2mg THC (which isn’t enough to get most people high), 1mg melatonin, and 2mg CBN.

The flavor for these gummies is “dream berry,” which isn’t a berry that exists, but they’re still delicious. But more importantly, the cannabinoids in these gummies have been nano-encapsulated, which makes them water soluble and fast acting, so if it turns out that CBN helps you sleep, nothing will do so more quickly than these gummies.

2.) 1906 Midnight Drops:

Frankly, this was the product that started it all. 1906 was way ahead of their game when they came out with this product a couple years back because they knew that “sleep” was fast becoming what people were looking for in cannabis-based relief—back in the day, the most common complaint we encountered was centered on “pain,” but now, it seems most people are looking for rest. It’s interesting. But either way, 1906 made the first product we sold that was geared towards this aim, and they did so without CBN.

These capsules also contain fast-acting, water-soluble cannabinoids, and they deliver a 1:1 ratio of THC:CBD, so each capsule contains 5mg of both cannabinoids. But on top of that, these “drops,” as 1906 calls them, are also leavened with corydalis, which is a plant medicine that’s been used in eastern countries for eons as a sleep aid. And given that corydalis isn’t federally illegal, there have been all sorts of peer-reviewed studies on this stuff you can find like THIS one or THIS one. Each of these drops contains 100mg of corydalis.

3.) Taste Budz Blueberry Lavender Gummies:

Disinformation is an insidious thing, so right off the bat I need to stress something: the assessment that “lavender causes nightmares” is ridiculously unscientific, because it’s untrue. There’s no study, or even congruent anecdotal evidence for that matter, proving that herbs or the essential oils made from them can cause lucid dreams in low doses, so if you believe in this nonsense, all you’re doing is missing out on the delicious lavender flavor of these gummies.

But back to these specific gummies, yes, they’re flavored with natural lavender, but more importantly, each serving delivers 10mg THC, CBD, and CBN in a perfect 1:1:1 ratio, so these are the most potent gummies we sell that are marketed for sleep. They’re also the only strain-specific sleep product we carry (meaning the THC in each gummy comes from a single cultivar), and they’re my favorite because I have a high tolerance, so I need the extra milligrams.

4.) Wyld Marionberry Gummies:

The Taste Budz might be my favorite overall, but these Wyld gummies are by far the best tasting. It’s obvious that Wyld chose the marionberry flavor because the berry itself is purported to be a sleep aid, but this is another realm in which we need to tread carefully because the only chemical in marionberries that’s ever been proven to do anything is the ellagic acid, which is a natural phenol antioxidant.

Anyway, these tasty gummies deliver 10mg THC and 5mg CBN per serving, and they deliver the cannabinoids and nothing but the cannabinoids, so it’s the perfect test product to use if you’d like to see how a THC/CBN combo affects your sleepy time.

5.) Kanha Tranquility:

This is the newest addition to our shelves, and it comes from Sunderstorm, which is a cannabis behemoth from the west coast. And this gummy’s claim to fame is that each package is flushed with nitrogen, so the gummies are just as fresh as the day they were made when you tear into one of these bags.

The gummies themselves also contain fast-acting cannabinoids like a few of the others, but they do so in a 1:1:1 ratio (5mg each of THC, CBD, and CBN). The flavor is blue raspberry (blue berries and raspberries), and each gummy also delivers 1mg melatonin.

6.) Sleepy Time Chocolate Taffy from Cheeba Chews:

The edible landscape in the cannabis industry is obviously gummy dominated (over 80% of all edibles sold are in gummy form), so this chocolate taffy is for all of you looking for something different. And unlike all the previous edibles (except for the 1906 Drops), this one contains 20 smaller servings rather than 10 big ones, so it’s easier to meter your intake. That, and each serving is individually wrapped unlike with all the other edibles we’ve discussed, so it’s perfect if you need a serving on the go. Each delightful little taffy delivers 5mg THC, 2.5mg CBN, and a touch of melatonin.

That’s everything—it’s safe to say that if one of these marijuana edibles for sleep doesn’t help you sleep, there’s no such thing as a marijuana edible that will, so at least you’ll know what’s what after giving one of them a try. Again, I apologize for not being able to say something more definitive as to whether or not one of these will knock you out like you want, but it’s better this way, right? The cannabis industry is still a nascent thing that isn’t yet regulated by the FDA, so at this point in time, it’s safe to say that many of the claims being made about this or that cannabinoid aren’t 100% true, which is where we come in. We’ll always tell you what’s real and what’s fake, what’s fact and what’s opinion, because when it comes to all things cannabis, We’re Your Best Buds!

CBD Products in Durango

I’m just glad I’m not a tourist. Can you imagine that? You travel to Durango, walk into our dispensary, and then you’re surrounded immediately by all the best marijuana products on earth, none of which you can bring home because crossing state lines with marijuana is highly illegal. Know what I mean? I live right down the road, so I get to have my infused cake and eat it, too. And even if a tourist is staying in a hotel, he or she is still most likely out of luck because most hotels don’t allow you to blaze up in your room, which is a shame.

I wrote a much longer piece on the subject that you can read HERE, but basically, you must be on private property and have the property owner’s permission to consume cannabis legally in Colorado, and while most hotels are indeed private property, most of them won’t give you their permission, which is a crucial part of the whole thing. Granted, a few of them allow guests to smoke pot outside right next to all the cigarette smokers, but until there are social consumption lounges that allow indoor smoking, cannabis will always be inconvenient for tourists, which sucks. And the truly unjust component to all of this is that even if that tourist lives in another legal state that borders Colorado, like New Mexico or Arizona, they still can’t bring Colorado cannabis products home because crossing state lines falls under federal jurisdiction. It’s all pretty ridiculous, and it shows how far we still have to go before we can truly call marijuana “legal.”

I cannot tell you how many tourists I’ve disappointed by telling them all of this when they stop by to experience Colorado’s legal cannabis market. They walk in with a bewildered smile that turns upside-down when they learn all the limitations, and then they say something like “oh well” once they realize all their preconceptions were too good to be true. Up until now, best-case-scenario, they could buy a hat or a T shirt as a souvenir and go on their way. But like I said, that was only “up until now.”

You see, thanks to The Agricultural Improvement Act of 2018 (The Farm Act), hemp became completely legal here in the US. And if you’ll remember from reading THIS blog that describes the difference between hemp and marijuana, you’ll know that they’re both the exact same species of cannabis. Cannabis that contains less than 0.3% THC is referred to as “hemp,” as where cannabis that contains more than 0.3% THC is called “marijuana.” That’s it; that’s literally the only difference.

So, we’ve decided to start selling hemp-derived CBD products that are 100% legal to take home with you, no matter where you live in the United States. Hopefully, it’ll turn some of those tourist frowns right-side up. We’ve partnered with a local company called 4 Corners Cannabis because besides being local, they were also one of the first five companies in the country to produce CBD products from hemp, and they’ve become one of the best thanks to their experience. This five-star rated company started production way back in 2013, and their “farm-to-bottle” approach—wherein literally everything used in their products is sourced locally—has set them apart as the most trustworthy CBD brand in the nation.

But before we dive into the lineup of 4 Corners Cannabis products that we’re selling in Durango’s best dispensary, we should have a quick refresher on CBD itself. You can click HERE for a fuller explanation, but long story short, CBD stands for “cannabidiol.” It’s a non-psychoactive cannabinoid found in marijuana, meaning that it’s a naturally occurring chemical compound that doesn’t get you high, unlike its famous cousin, THC. People try taking CBD for a smattering of issues, such as inflammation and pain management, but frankly, there haven’t been enough studies done on CBD to determine exactly what it can or cannot do, so everything is rather anecdotal at the moment. However, who knows? Maybe CBD really is the panacea everyone says it is; you’ll just have to try it yourself to find out.

And therein lies the rub: plenty of people want to try CBD without the intoxicating effects (or reginal illegality) associated with THC, and until today, that wasn’t possible in our dispensary because everything we sold had enough THC to preclude it from this category. So now, not only can you purchase products here that you can take home, but you can purchase hemp-derived edibles that are brimming with CBD but devoid of THC to the point wherein you’ll never need to worry about the intoxication. Now all you tourists can have your cake and eat it, too, right alongside locals such as myself.

So… let’s get into the products themselves. We’re selling three 4 Corners Cannabis products from now on: CBD honey, a CBD Tincture, and a CBD Lotion. Here’s what you can expect with each:

I’m starting with the honey because it’s my favorite. And I’m not talking about an itty-bitty jar of honey like you’d expect; this is a monstrous 12oz jug of honey that contains 1000mg of CBD. Each teaspoon delivers 22mg of CBD, which is perfect in my opinion, so all you need to do stir a teaspoon into your morning coffee, and you’ll be good to go. And the honey itself is 100% sourced from right here in Durango, so this product embodies everything a cannabis product should be. This honey is $46 after tax.

Next comes the lotion; it seems like everyone who comes in here looking for CBD asks for a lotion. The hemp-derived version we’re selling from 4 Corners Cannabis has no frills: it’s unscented with as few ingredients as possible, so this stuff delivers the CBD and nothing but the CBD. This lotion contains 500mg CBD, and it’ll deliver 10mg worth with every pump via the convenient dispenser. It’s $30 after tax for a 50ml bottle.

Finally, when it comes to the tincture, I should warn you that this product is formulated with only the benefits of CBD in mind. This means that the only two ingredients are avocado oil and hemp extract, which tastes exactly how it sounds. Many of the tincture producers out there want to coddle their customers, so they add all sorts of unnecessary stuff like sugar and artificial flavoring to make it go down more easily, but trust me, you don’t want that. You want CBD plain and simple, which makes this tincture from 4 Corners Cannabis the best out there. It contains 1000mg CBD, and each 0.25ml serving delivers just over 8mg CBD, so it’s easy to control precisely your CBD intake with this product.

And that’s that! If you’re a local who’s bummed by the fact that quality CBD products used to be found only online or in big cities, come see us and check out the offerings from 4 Corners Cannabis. And if you’re a tourist who’s always been bummed by the fact that you can’t take anything from a dispensary back home to wherever, you need to get in here and check this stuff out. We’re open seven days a week, we’re located close to all the hotels at 208 Parker Avenue right here in Bodo Park, and when it comes to hemp-derived CBD products, We’re Your Best Buds!

Pre-Roll Packs in Durango

Way back in the day, tobacco shops were called “tobacconists,” and for the most part, they sold loose-leaf tobacco. It would be displayed in large glass jars on the counter, usually decorated with parchment paper labels outlining the leaf’s origin and price. Tobacconists were hallowed establishments, places people would go to socialize and shop simultaneously, and I imagine they smelled wonderful, like a mix of dark wood and earthy tobacco.

But then in 1764, when the first rolling paper was invented in Alcoy, Spain, things started to change. The convenience of a quick cigarette trumped the nostalgia of an ornamental pipe, so pre-rolled tobacco started to take over here in America in the early 1800s. Exactly 100 years after the advent of rolling papers, the US government slapped a federal tax on cigarettes for the first time in 1864, and the rest is history. R.J. Reynolds introduced the 20-cigarette pack in 1913, it quickly became the industry standard, and then all the tobacconists that had once been neighborhood fixtures started disappearing because you could buy quick and easy cigarette packs in every corner store.

Do you see where I’m going with this? Yesteryear, when it came to smokable flower, large glass jars filled with pot were just about all you’d find in a dispensary. They were usually decorated with stylized paper labels listing the loose bud’s strain name, potency, and price. You’d choose the pot you wanted, and then slide into a social situation while the budtender weighed it out (but of course, we’ve always done that ahead of time here at The Greenery because we know you have better things to do than wait for weed).

But now, things are changing. The pre-roll is becoming king, just as the cigarette did, and in our industry, we’re seeing a 60% increase in pre-roll popularity year after year. Joints are quick and easy; they’re portable and convenient—they’re everything their tobacco counterpart once was, so it’s easy to see the future of commercial cannabis: it’s the pre-roll pack.

And that, my friends, is why The Greenery just introduced the Pinner Pack. The Pinner Pack is a little black box that fits perfectly in your pocket or purse, and it contains ten, half-gram joints for a total of 5g flower, but the best part is the price: it’s $39 after tax. Seriously, that’s $39 for 10 joints, which is not something I thought I’d see in my lifetime.

For real, the Pinner Pack is perfect. Full-gram joints can be a bit much if you smoke them by yourself, and they taste gross if you put them out and smoke them later. But with half-gram joints, you don’t have to worry about that. Just pull the Pinner Pack out of your pocket and light one up; it’s the perfect size for dog walks or quick breaks. And frankly, given how much waste the cannabis industry creates, the Pinner Pack gets even better once you realize the child-resistant box is made out of food-grade, biodegradable plastic. We thought of everything.

So, who knows? Maybe someday in the distant future, after dispensaries have disappeared because cannabis is sold everywhere, it’s possible that you’ll be able to find the Pinner Pack at every corner store. Maybe there will be a federal tax on it, and maybe this is just the beginning of something huge. Maybe. But until then, when it comes to the best, most affordable pre-roll pack in Durango, the only place you’ll find The Pinner Pack is at The Greenery, because We’re Your Best Buds!

How to vote on Proposition 119

Unless you’d like to start paying a 25% tax on legal marijuana, you need to vote no. Actually, you need to stand on a street corner holding a big sign that says “vote no on Proposition 119” because it’s extortionate.

Do you know what’s hilarious? Way back when Amendment 64 was adopted, thereby creating the legal cannabis market here in Colorado, it said that marijuana would be “taxed in a manner similar to alcohol,” but guess what? That little tidbit was straight-up ignored by our politicians (which, coincidentally, is why nobody likes politicians).

Currently, alcohol is taxed at 8.4% here in Durango, and Marijuana is taxed at a 20.5% rate, which is two and a half times higher.

Granted, I have a degree in English, so I might have a better grasp on basic definitions than politicians, but still, “two and a half times” is nowhere near “similar,” so the madness needs to stop; that brings us to Proposition 119. If this initiative were to pass, the tax rate you pay for legal, recreational marijuana would slowly climb over a period of three years from 20.5% to 25.5%, which is insane. We’d move even further away from the “similarity” that was supposed to exist between marijuana and alcohol tax, and we’d once again be asking legal, adult marijuana smokers to pay more than their fair share. It’s not cool, and it’s not American, no matter which side of the aisle you sit.

The money from this tax would go to after-school programs for underprivileged students, and that’s the rub. It makes you sound like Ebenezer Scrooge if you stand on a soapbox and demand that more money not be given to underprivileged students, but I promise that’s not the case. If you read the fine print of this initiative, if we pass it, the state will also take $22 million out of our state land trust to fund the bill initially, and that money would otherwise go to general school funding. So, we’d be taking from kids to give to kids.

Look. For the record, I have children. The people who own this dispensary have children. We do everything in our lives for our children, and we care about kids in general. But disproportionately hurting our industry isn’t the way to help them. Just think about our underprivileged customers: should we really make the unemployed veterans who come in here for relief pay more for their cannabis? What about the cancer patients who come in trying to stimulate their appetites, or the ones who are trying to make the horrors of chemotherapy more bearable with weed? Are these really the people who should bear the burden of higher tax rates while family-ruining alcohol escapes unscathed?

And here comes the most ridiculous part: the proponents of Proposition 119 say it’d generate over $137 million annually, but that’s a lie. It would only generate that much money if people kept purchasing marijuana at the rate they did last year, which simply will not happen if we make it all 5% more expensive. One of the reasons for this is that the illegal cannabis market here in Colorado is still alive and well, and if the legal stuff gets taxed more, the illegal stuff will take more of the market share. It’s all just simple, infallible logic (you know, the kind not possessed by your average, greedy, baby-kissing politician).

For real, if all that you just read sounded a bit vitriolic, I apologize. It’s just that most of us in this over-regulated, over-taxed industry have become jaded. In fact, I wrote THIS article over four years ago the last time our industry was put into the crosshairs of avarice, and nothing has changed since then. Cannabis is still seen as a newly legalized, unnecessary thing by the old guard, and whenever a financial shortcoming is discovered, the powers that be turn once again to cannabis taxes to bridge the gap without even looking at other revenue sources such as an increased alcohol tax. It sucks, and we need your help fighting it.

So, please, please, please, vote “no” on Proposition 119. We don’t want to charge you more than we already do just to come buy some legal weed that’s already over-taxed. We want to keep things fair and legal, and we want to continue providing you with the same affordable quality you’ve become accustomed to here at The Greenery, because We’re Your Best Buds!

Why is pot called pot?

No… it’s not because you grow pot in a pot. That would be way too obvious. Nowadays, when the younger generation drinks alcohol and smokes pot at the same time, they call it “getting cross-faded,” but the combination of alcohol and marijuana is nothing new. In fact, the Spaniards started preserving marijuana (and other herbs) with alcohol a couple thousand years ago. It wasn’t long before they discovered that alcohol infused with marijuana gets you “cross-faded” when you drink it, so they named it “Potacion de Guaya,” which was later shortened to “potiguaya,” and then finally shortened all the way to “pot.” Interesting tidbit: “Potacion de Guaya” means “drink of grief” because sipping it turns your frown upside-down.

Wasn’t that fun? Etymology is probably my favorite ology, so with this blog, I’ve decided to dig into the roots of some of today’s biggest cannabis slang words and tell you where they come from, because learning something new is always good.

That leads us to “weed,” which isn’t nearly as interesting as “pot.” Here’s the big reveal: weed is called “weed” because it’s a weed, plain and simple. In fact, some marijuana species, such as Cannabis ruderalis, are “ruderals,” which is a scientific term used for hearty plants that can grow anywhere, even where they’re not wanted, ergo “weed.” But nowadays, you won’t see the word “weed” anywhere on social media because the tech giants like Facebook and Twitter have special algorithms that hunt for weed posts just to delete them. So instead, you’ll see “ouid” used everywhere because it’s a play on the French word “oui” (which means “yes”) that’s pronounced “wee.” If you put a “d” on the end of “oui,” it sounds like “weed,” but more importantly, it circumvents those algorithms and allows stoners say “weed” all they want on social media. Next time you’re on Instagram, search for “#ouid” if you don’t believe me; you’ll find al the cannabis posts you’ve been missing.

Honestly, there are over 200 documented slang terms for marijuana (you can find the complete list HERE thanks to Wikipedia), and most of them are hilarious, such as “jazz cabbage” or “pakalolo,” which is Hawaiian for “crazy tobacco.” There’s also “dro,” which is one of the syllables in “hydroponic,” (which is a popular way of growing cannabis without soil), and “indo,” which many people think refers to Indonesian cannabis, but in reality, it’s just short for pot that’s grown “indoors.” Actually, many cannabis slang terms are misunderstood, but none more so than “sinsemilla.”

I have no clue how many times an elderly smoker has come in and asked if we have any “sinsemilla” because he’s been looking for it ever since that “one time in the sixties” he got to try some. But unfortunately, this is nothing more than a case of “the good ol’ days” syndrome. You see, the definition of “sinsemilla” is “seedless, feminized marijuana.” And guess what? Just about 100% of what we sell is seedless, feminized marijuana. Just like with all green leafy plants, cannabis comes in male or female—the males create pollen, and the females create seeds. Way back in the sixties before they had fancy things like legal indoor grows, cannabis was grown in clandestine outdoor fields where the bud-producing females couldn’t always be isolated from the pollen-producing males, and when a female plant gets pollinated, it starts creating seeds instead of buds, which diminishes the THC percentage. That’s why old-school pot was always full of seeds and didn’t get you that high.

But now, “sinsemilla” is all that exists in modern dispensaries, and thanks to breeding and newer growing techniques, it’s way better than anything anyone tried that “one time in the sixties.” I hate to tell you this, Mr. elderly smoker, but you’ve been smoking sinsemilla every time you’ve smoked the pot you bought legally at a modern dispensary, it’s way better than the pot you remember from the sixties, and the only reason you won’t stop talking about “sinsemilla” is that you yearn for the “good ol’ days” of your youth.

But then again, I might be in the same boat because I cannot stand the fact that dealers are now called “plugs.” The word “plug” is a simple gerund (a verb that’s used as a noun) used to describe a drug dealer because that’s who you go see to get “plugged in” or “hooked up,” and I cannot stand the term because it makes buying pot sound salacious and secretive. In fact, Plug Brand is a highly popular clothing company that makes sweatshirts emblazoned with the word “Plug” just so a bunch of not-plugs can walk around looking cool. Just stop. All this does is strengthen the stereotype that marijuana is an illicit thing, and that’s something our entire industry has been working tirelessly to erode. When you go to a bar, you’re talking to a bartender, not an “alcohol plug,” much in the same way that marijuana is purchased properly from a budtender, not a plug. Pot is mainstream and legal; it’s time to start using words that reflect this truth.

Alright… I’m down off my soapbox. Let’s wrap this up with an examination of “chronic” and “dutchie,” because they’re both misunderstood. Per the former, no, Dr. Dre didn’t coin the term “chronic” via his seminal 1992 album, “The Chronic.” And no, Snoop Dog isn’t correct in his assertion that he came up with the term by shortening another word he invented, “hydrochronic.” The term “chronic” was first used in conjunction with drugs in the late 1940s to describe a “chronic user,” which is someone who uses this or that substance habitually and long-term. The word “chronic” was then applied to the drug itself if it was abnormally strong with long-term affects; Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre simply made it famous fifty years later.

Lastly, not all joints or pre-rolls can be called “dutchies,” even if you pass them on the left-hand side like we learned from that Musical Youth song from 1983. In fact, “Dutchie” is a name-brand thing, because in order for a blunt to be called a Dutchie, it needs to be rolled with a Dutch Masters cigar—they’ve been sold in the US since 1912, and since they’ve always been so affordable compared to other brands, they were the cheapest to buy, hollow out, and fill with pot. This perfect storm led the term “dutchie” to become nearly synonymous with joint or blunt, even though it’s not entirely accurate.

Thank you for reading all of that! I’m a straight-up pot and word nerd, so when the two things come together, I can ramble on forever; I just appreciate the fact that you took the time to slog through my diatribe. But if you too are a pot/word nerd, I hope you enjoyed this, and I hope you come by to visit our Durango dispensary at 208 Parker Avenue right here in Bodo Park, because no matter what you call “pot,” We’re Your Best Buds!

What makes purple marijuana purple?

Anthocyanins are what make purple pot purple. I wanted to answer that right off the bat without a rambling preamble just in case you googled something about purple weed and came here for a quick answer. But the real reason I’m writing this blog is twofold: one, The Greenery Grow is famous for purple weed and we have eight new and exotic strains in this category that I’d like to tell you about, and two, there’s a glut of misinformation out there about purple pot, so I wanted to set the record straight. We’ll start with the latter first…

Per the most common and completely inaccurate rumors surrounding purple pot, the three I hear most often are, “purple weed doesn’t get you as high,” or, “purple marijuana is always an indica,” or, “any strain of marijuana can turn purple if you grow it in cold conditions.” All three are false. Anthocyanins are nothing more than water-soluble vacuolar pigments that show up in nearly all flowering plants. They’re what make roses red and violets violet, and since they’re water-soluble, they’ve been used as dies forever—in fact, when colonial Americans used blueberries for purple dyes, they did so thanks to blueberry anthocyanins.

In the realm of cannabis, anthocyanins are categorized alongside flavonoids, which are polyphenolic metabolites that exist in a variety of fruits, vegetables, and weeds such as marijuana. Flavonoids are not psychoactive, and they don’t influence your high in the slightest when you smoke them, so per the first myth I mentioned, it’s completely impossible for the purple anthocyanins that exist in purple pot to stop you from getting high. Purple pot still contains THC, the psychoactive compound in cannabis, and the anthocyanins don’t diminish THC percentages in lab tests, so if you think purple pot doesn’t get you as high as the green stuff, it’s all in your head.

Secondly, per purple pot always being an indica varietal, this is another big fat “nope.” After all, Sativa and Indica cultivars are in fact members of the exact same species, so they can both contain anthocyanins. Fuel Biscuits and Bazookies #10 are both sativa-dominant hybrids that we grow and sell right here in Durango, and sometimes, they both turn out just as purple as a grape, which shoots a gaping hole in that indica-only claim. But I know how this rumor started, so we should get into that, too.

Chlorophyll is the most dominant pigment in cannabis, just as it is with other leafy plants, and it’s green. If you’ll remember your lessons from high school biology, chlorophyll lives in the chloroplasts of plant cells, and it’s the compound most critical to photosynthesis, wherein plants transform light into energy. When it comes to deciduous trees (the ones that lose all their leaves in the fall), the chloroplasts lose their integrity right before the leaves fall, which allows the green chlorophyll to escape, thereby turning the leaf a different color, such as red or yellow. This is what draws hordes of tourists to Durango so they can drive slowly and see all the pretty colors. And with marijuana, the exact same thing happens as the plant starts to mature: less chlorophyll is produced, and some is lost, so the anthocyanins become the dominant pigment, thereby coloring the pot purple. This happens more quickly in cold temperatures, much like those seen naturally outdoors in autumn.

Now, as you may or may not know, Indica varietals of cannabis originated around China and India (the “ind” in “India” gave “indica” its name) where the temperatures are cooler, so Indica cultivars grow best in colder conditions than the ones in which sativa strains thrive. So, when cultivators grow indica strains, they usually lower the temperature, and this triggers the autumnal degradation of chlorophyll that I just told you about, and that’s why indica strains are purple more often than sativa strains. It’s not because indica strains contain more anthocyanins than sativa strains, but rather, it’s because cold temperatures bring out the anthocyanins more strongly, and indica strains are grown most commonly in colder environments. Get it?

Per the last myth, that “any strain of marijuana can be purple if you grow it in cold conditions,” guess what? Not all anthocyanins are purple. Some of them are orange or red or yellow, or even dark or bright green. And it’s the innate genetics of a plant that decides which anthocyanins are present in the flowers, not the growing environment nor the sativa/indica designation. So yes, it’s true that if you grow any strain of marijuana in cold conditions, the anthocyanins will become more apparent given the reduction in chlorophyll production, but sometimes, the plant will turn red or yellow, not purple, because it doesn’t contain the purple anthocyanins thanks to genetics. So, no, it’s not possible to turn all strains of pot purple with differing growing temperatures because the plant needs to be born with purple anthocyanins to turn purple, and not all of them are.

Alright… now that we’ve set the record straight per three common purple-pot myths, it’s time to get into the nine purps varietals that we grow and sell here in Durango (“purps” is the slag term for purple cannabis cultivars, but you already knew that if you’re a fan of rap music). Here they are:

1.) Truth Serum was bred in the Midwest via a three-way cross between G13, Trinity, and Pineapple. The resulting cultivar has very dense buds and the classic green-with-orange-hairs look you’d expect, albeit with a touch of purple, and the tropical nose is dank and classic. Truth Serum is packed with terpenes such as Limonene and Pinene for an uplifting high that’s balanced on the other side of the spectrum with ß-Caryophyllene, ß -Myrcene, and Linalool. Expect a thoroughly relaxing smoke that’s perfect for evenings or weekend mornings from this Indica-leaning hybrid.

2.) Bazookies #10 is a strain made famous by the Front Range right here in Colorado, which is something we helped accomplish given that we’ve started growing this wonderful cultivar. It’s a cross between Bubblegum and Girl Scout Cookies, but the nose you’d expect is replaced by hops and grass, and the plant itself is a lovely dark green/purple covered with so many crystals it looks like a saltshaker was used. Rich in the terpenes ß-Caryophyllene,  ß -Myrcene, Humulene, and Limonene, we’ve designated this strain as a Sativa, but don’t let that fool you because the goldilocks high is perfect for any time of day.

3.) Violet Vixen = Purple Punch X Jet Fuel Gelato. This strain produces smaller, dense buds that are perfect for pipes. The flower itself is highlighted with purple hues (ergo the “violet”), and the nose is dominated by hints of sour grape, sweet berries, and a touch of herbal bliss. This sativa-dominant hybrid is perfect for daytime smoking, or for those nights when you want to stay up giggling.

4.) Gelato. Sometimes called “Larry Bird” or “Gelato 33,” this indica-leaning hybrid was bred via a cross between Thin Mint GSC and Sunset Sherbet. This fruity, deep-purple bud has a creamy taste and high that transcends normal pot.

5.) Purple Sunset #4 is a specific phenotype Purple Sunset first bred and grown by Ethos Genetics. This strain is a breeder’s mashup of Mandarin Sunset, Mandarin Cookies, and Purple Punch, and the nose on this one is just as complex as you’d imagine with spicy notes of fuel mingling with floral citrus. Expect a nice, laidback high from this strain with a touch of berries on the palette. Oh, yeah… and it’s purple.

6.) Tropicana Cookies was first created by Harry Palms (from Bloom Seed Co.) by crossing Tangie and Girl Scout Cookies. The Cookies flavor comes through dominantly with this varietal, but there are plenty of citrus notes and sweetness on the backend, almost like sugar on your lips. Expect slightly purple buds covered with red hairs, as well as an awesome smoke from Tropicana Cookies.

7.) Garlicane is a rare indica-dominant cultivar created by crossing Slurricane and GMO. GMO stands for “Garlic, Mushrooms, Onion,” and the garlic terpene came through strongly in Garlicane, thus the name. Expect a deep and down high from this varietal with plenty of funk on the pallet. These purple buds are beautiful, so if you’re an Indica lover, you’re missing out by not giving Garlicane a try.

8.) Borealis is a deeply purple strain that was created via a cross of two deep indica varietals, Northern Lights and Skunk #1. This strain will be fruity and sweet on the pallet, but there’s a heavy serving of hash on the exhale with a touch of skunk. Borealis brings with it a dreamy, sedative high, but it’s subtle enough to avoid couchlock. If you’re a fan of Indica strains, you need to get in here and see this stuff immediately. Borealis is extremely terpene rich with  Limonene, ß-Caryophyllene, Pinene, Linalool, and Ocimene.

And that’s that! Chances are that no matter when you shop, we’ll have one of these eight purple pot strains available for sale, but just in case, you should always check our online flower menu HERE before showing up if you’d like to try putting purple pot in your pipe. But please, even if you simply want to see or smell the best purple pot in Durango, feel free to swing by for a free peek and sniff, because when it comes to purple cannabis, We’re Your Best Buds!

$10 Joints in Durango

Do you know what’s ironic? When weed was legalized here in Colorado, coming up with regulations was left to the same politicians who’d fought to kept marijuana illegal for years. Crazy, right? That’d be like letting a fox watch the chickens if we got rid of coups, but it’s exactly what Colorado did. That’s why we have all sorts of nonsensical regulations like purchase limits for a plant that grows naturally out of the soil even though you can buy as much booze as you want. And more recently, it’s why our joints went up to $12 after tax as opposed to $10. Let me explain…

When we grew marijuana and rolled joints a couple years ago, the testing requirements were simple. And when we passed, we’d sell you the joints. The end. But earlier this year, the powers that be decided that a joint needed to be tested in its “final form,” paper and cardboard tip included. So now, we still have to test the flower, but once the joints are rolled, we also have to send a few of them to the lab where they’re put in a blender and then tested for potency, pesticides, microbials, heavy metals, and water content. It’s a bit much, and it’s more than a bit costly. So, we had no choice but to include that cost in our retail prices because that’s how business works, and as such, our joints went from ten bucks up to twelve earlier this year.

But that didn’t sit well with us. So, we did our research and changed our processes just like a bunch of scientists, and our joints became “process validated” by the state. I won’t go into the specifics because they’re boring, but long story short, it means we’ll save on testing costs, which means we can pass that savings along to you. So, that’s what we’re doing.

Effective immediately, all our fat, one-gram pre-rolls are going back to $10 after tax like they used to be, which is exactly the way things should be. We still grow the flower for these joints right here in Durango, they’re still rolled locally, and they’re still the best in town, but now, they’re more affordable. And not for nothing, you should keep in mind that locals still get 10% off all full-priced items in our shop every day, so if you’re a Durangatang or one of our neighbors in Bayfield or Hesperus, our joints will cost you only $9 out-the-door, which isn’t something the other “local” shops can say.

And to sweeten the pot (pun intended), we’re bringing back our old-school Friday Daily Deal. This means that every Friday, if you walk into our shop and spend $60 after tax, we’ll sell you a full-gram joint for $1, which is simply awesome. For real, getting a big joint for a buck is the perfect kickoff to any weekend, so come see us at 208 Parker Avenue, or order online HERE. We’ll always have plenty of pre-rolls for you—we have two Sativa and two Indica options every day, along with our new Blunt Box and a couple different infused joints—and they’ll always be affordable, because We’re Your Best Buds!

How to Roll a Joint

I told my 7th grade English teacher that I’d never use the lessons she taught me about expository speeches—I did mine on “how to play the drums” because I was a band nerd—but I was wrong. Thirty-something years later, it looks like today is the day, because I’m going to teach you how to roll a joint.

And it’s an important lesson to learn because the skill is dying slowly, which is unfortunate, but to be expected. Right here in our Durango dispensary, we sell four different kinds of flower pre-rolls, a solventless infused joint, a BHO joint, and the all-new Blunt Box, which contains six awesome blunts that you don’t have to roll yourself, so why would you ever need to roll your own?

Well, according to the late great Anthony Bourdain, “next to making a proper omelette or wiping your own ass, rolling a joint is an essential life skill for any self-respecting member of society.” I agree. What happens if you find some beautiful bud in our shop that isn’t available in a pre-roll? What happens if you break you pipe or if you want to mix strains in a joint or if you want to roll something special for a friend? You’ll need to do it yourself. And really, can you even call yourself a smoker if you can’t roll your own joints to smoke? Nope. So, keep reading and learn.

To back up a bit, when I say I’m going to teach you how to roll a “joint,” I mean a real joint. A classic joint. One without a “filter,” because if you know what you’re doing, they’re superfluous. After all, the rolled-up cardboard “filters” people put in joints don’t really “filter” anything at all, and they’ll make your joint taste like cardboard instead of pot, which sucks. Back in the day, we called them “crutches” because they were used by people who needed them; people who needed a “crutch” because they couldn’t roll a joint without one. If you roll a joint properly, the packed flower will stay in the tip where it belongs instead of ending up in your mouth like a snack, and using a cardboard crutch won’t leave you with a roach, which robs you of the opportunity to roll a generation joint (click HERE to learn what that means).

And I won’t be teaching you how to roll one of those arts-and-crafts joints, either. They’re an abomination, something gratuitous that came from the showboating that followed legalization, and they serve no purpose. I’m sure you’ve seen them. People will spend hours these days rolling a joint that looks like an animal or something else crazy like a spaceship, but those things never get smoked. They’re used for social media posts and the wow factor, and more often than not, the dude who rolled it cuts it open after posting the picture to smoke the weed inside normally, because smoking an entire spaceship joint is a waste.

However, as one final disclaimer before we get to the “how to” portion of this blog, I should warn you not to roll a joint if you’re trying to conserve your weed. A joint takes about three times as much pot as you can fit in a pipe, so joints are for gatherings, or for people with high tolerances who don’t think a single bowl will do. Alright… let’s get into it. The first thing you’ll need is weed:

I chose two Greenery-grown strains for my “expository” joints because there’s nothing better in Durango, and I wanted these to be picture-perfect buds—on the left is a 2g nug of Bruce Banner, and to the right is a 2.5g bud of Blue Dream. Again, I got three joints from these four grams because I wasn’t worried about conservation. The same two buds would’ve filled my pipe at least ten times, so take that into consideration if you’re balling on a budget.

Next, you’ll need papers (obviously), a rolling tray, and a grinder. For the record, you can roll a much better joint without a grinder because if you carefully pick all the bud off the stems in little pieces with your forefinger and thumb, you won’t get any stems in your joint. Stems can poke little holes in the paper which messes with the airflow/draw, and stems make joints taste bitter. I went 20 years without using a grinder, so I promise this is true, but I’m going to let go of this one stickler point because everyone uses a grinder these days, so I might as well show you how. Here’s the setup:

Granted, you don’t really need the Gandalf pipe pictured in the background, but I like to smoke before I smoke (and then I smoke some more), so it’s a bonus. Per the tray, I chose an antique plate, but anything will do so long as it has raised edges to keep the pot where it’s supposed to be. And back to the grinder, the example pictured is a three-chambered one because it has a little screen in the bottom that allows kief (the crystals/trichomes covering the flower) to fall into a separate section, but I always empty the kief chamber after every grind instead of saving it, and if you think about it, you’ll probably start doing the same. Because if you don’t, you’re taking away a little of the awesomeness from your joint. It just doesn’t make sense to roll ten or fifteen joints that are slightly less wonderful than they could be just so you can use the kief from all of them to roll a super-wonderful joint later, especially given that we sell Lebanese Hash (which is made from kief) right here in our shop. If you buy some and grind it, too, all your joints can be extra wonderful.

Moving on, the next step is to grind your weed. Break the buds off the main stem and then put them in your grinder in a little circle around the magnet:

If you cover the magnet, you’ll get the dreaded “bud patty” right in the middle from the pressure created during grinding, and it’s annoying. As to the ground flower itself, it needs to be cut up finely, and properly ground flower will look and act like kinetic sand when you pour it out on your tray; it’ll flow slowly thanks to the fine particles and oil content (as a side note, if you’ve never played with kinetic sand, you should do so after smoking because the ASMR is wonderful when you’re high). Next, pull out a paper and fill it evenly from end to end like a little burrito with the glue strip facing up and away from you:

I chose the Raw Black papers we sell right here in our shop because they’re natural and unbleached with chemicals, and they’re ultra-thin, so they’ll allow you to taste the terpene-rich flower in your joint as opposed to the paper itself. Next, you’ll want to pinch the paper together, thereby forming a little teardrop shape:

Then you’ll start forming a perfect cylinder out of the flower inside the paper by rolling it back and forth in between your fingers in both hands. It’s a lot like making a playdough worm; it needs to be done evenly from end to end so your joint doesn’t end up looking like a pregnant snake. Start with pressure in the center to avoid this, and then roll from the middle out—extra flower will fall out evenly from each end onto your tray, which is a good thing because even distribution is key:

Once you have a perfectly symmetrical weed worm in your paper, like this…

… you’ll need to tuck in the glue-less side, making sure the exposed paper is free from little pieces of pot (if not, they’ll end up stuck between the paper rolls and your airflow won’t be perfect), like this:

Then, all you must do is lick the glue strip evenly and wrap it up with gentle pressure—not enough pressure will cause your joint to run or “canoe” as you smoke it; too much pressure will make it so you can’t get a drag off your joint because it’ll be rolled too tightly. This takes practice.

Lastly, all you’ll need to do before smoking is choose which end will be the mouthpiece (if you did your job, this will be a random decision because both ends will be identical), and then tap the joint mouthpiece-down on your tray to pack it (this will stop the little “snacks” of weed from ending up in your mouth. A well-rolled joint should be able to stand on its end and look like this:

I kid you not, right after I rolled this joint and stood it up for the picture, a dappled ray of sunlight came through the window and landed right on the joint, illuminating its flawlessness, which you can see clearly in the picture above; I was pretty proud of the perfection.

At this point, your joint is ready to smoke. But if you’re not ready for your joint because you rolled it for later, it’s always a good idea to close the ends—this stops the flower from falling out while it’s waiting for you, and it slows the drying process. So, all you need to do is grab a thin packing tool like the ink tube from a pen or a small stick, and then push in the weed on both sides to give yourself a little extra paper like this:

Lastly, you’ll need to either roll the paper into a little tip, or fold the paper down to look like one of these options:

The pointed option on the left gives you a little wick to light, which is nice, but if you’re not careful when you’re pinching it together, it’ll compact the pot on both ends, which can clog it up. So, I always go for the option on the right wherein you fold the paper down with your packing tool like a little gift-wrapped present. When you’re ready to smoke, all you have to do is open it up, rip off the access paper, and then light up.

When you light your joint, it helps to hold the flame on the joint’s end for a while in your hands before inhaling. You don’t do this with a cigarette given that tobacco burns quickly because it’s much dryer than oily weed, but with sticky cannabis, if you inhale before the tip is lit fully, the outside will burn more quickly than the core of your joint, which can cause runs. That, and if you light the tip fully before inhaling, you won’t suck any butane from your lighter through your joint, which can make it taste funky. And then after your joint is lit, hold it gently in your fingers and don’t chomp down on the tip with your lips. This will keep the mouthpiece end perfect throughout your smoking session, and it’s why you don’t need a crutch:

And that, my friends, is how you hand-roll and smoke a joint. I’d like to give a special shoutout to Mrs. Byrd for teaching me how to give expository speeches in middle school, because those lessons came in handy today. It’s nice to know that even though this skill is fading from our collective knowhow thanks to pre-rolls, a permanent record of how joints are supposed to be rolled will live on in the annals of the internet forever due to this blog. So, if you’re reading this in 2050 via the internet chip implanted in your brain, please keep hand-rolled, classic joints alive and say “no” to all the robot-rolled joints from that dispensary on Mars; I’d appreciate it.

And if you’re reading this right here right now, thank you for taking the time to do so. Please keep checking back in to learn all there is to know about cannabis in Colorado, and please remember, here at The Greenery (which is Durango’s highest-rated dispensary), We’re Your Best Buds!

Locals’ Discount in Durango

2020 did its best to beat up Durango, but you already knew that. We had lockdowns and a lack of tourism and lost jobs, and our fairgrounds turned into a weird triage unit straight out of a science-fiction movie with a literal drive through for Covid tests and injections. We built walls of plexiglass in our recreational marijuana dispensary that kept us apart from our friendly customers, and there was even a time when our retail floor was shut down completely and we sold to you through a little window while wearing masks and gloves—it wasn’t fun, and now that it’s over, we’re all doing our best to forget the whole ordeal as we creep back to normalcy.

But during the thick of it, financially, 2020 was much harder for some than it was for others. It was a strange and ironic turn of events to witness, but after one hundred and six years of prohibition, and then after eight short years of legality, dispensaries such as ours were deemed “essential businesses,” and we were allowed to stay open every day of the pandemic while other businesses disappeared; it was sad and vindicating simultaneously. I mean, isn’t that crazy when you really think about it? Ten years ago, recreational marijuana would’ve put a Colorado resident behind bars, but in 2020, those of us who sell it were allowed by the state to keep working while other industries shuttered during a global pandemic because the service and tax revenue we provided was crucial.

So, that’s exactly what we did. We came in every day, masked up, and did our best to supply Durango with craft cannabis, because there’s really nothing better for your soul when you’re locked in your home with nothing but Netflix and your nuclear family for comfort and company. We listened to your stories of boredom and despair through our plexiglass, and we tried diligently to turn the whole town’s frown upside-down. I’d like to think we succeeded to some small degree.

However, that’s all over now. The plexiglass is gone, masks no longer hide our smiles, and it’s back to business: for us, at least. We know that our community is still struggling to recuperate, and we know that on a personal level, many of you faced hardships, both financially and personally. That’s why we’re doing something about it. After all, we love Durango, and I’m not just saying that as a marketer. Our owners are Fort Lewis alumni; our employees all live, work, and play right here; 100% of our business is based out of Durango, and this town is our home. We love it truly, and we take care of our home, just like you do. So, here’s some good news after all the bad:

Durango’s Best Buds just got better!

We just lowered most of our edible and concentrate prices, but we lowered all our Flower prices, and we still have the best pot in town thanks to our boutique grow. This made our daily deals—like Marvelous Monday, wherein all full-priced flower is 15% off—even better. But the piece de resistance is our new Locals’ Discount. It’s something we’re doing just for Durango and our neighboring communities right when it’s needed most. From now on, we’ll check your driver’s license, and if you’re from Durango or Bayfield, or even as far out as Hermosa, you’ll receive 10% off all full-priced items in our shop all day, every day (may not be combined with other deals or specials).

Frankly, besides doing this for our community, we owe it to you. You’re the ones who’ve kept our doors open and our mission alive by shopping here day after day, and as Durango’s first recreational-only dispensary, we’ve always known how important our local base is. So, thank you. Our doors are always open to this this town, through thick and thin, because We’re Durango’s Best Buds!

Blunt Box in Durango

Blunts

Fun fact: the only thing better than a blunt is six of them. And that’s why we’re introducing the Blunt Box!

For real, it’s finally here. We’ve been crunching numbers and slogging through the R&D process for this highly anticipated product for quite some time (it’s insanely difficult to get a legal cannabis product past all the regulation rigmarole), but it was all worth it. These things hit our shelves yesterday, and they started flying off them about five minutes later.

Here’s another fun fact: it’s illegal to sell tobacco in a dispensary and blunts are rolled traditionally with a cigar wrapper. So, you ask, how have we gotten around that law to make blunts? We use hemp instead of tobacco, of course! And frankly, we’re all glad for the rule because hemp is better than tobacco: it delivers the same rich flavor without the addictive nicotine, and they give you a touch of CBD instead of the jitters, which is rad when you think about it.

And of course, we fill these blunts in Durango with the same boutique, kief-rich flower from The Greenery Grow that has made our dispensary famous since day one. Each blunt is filled with one full gram of cannabis that’s better than anything you’ll find in any other pre-roll in town, but again, these hemp-wrapped blunts are infinitely better than your average joint because the thick paper burns slow and flavorful like a cigar as opposed to a joint that’s gone in a puff.

Frankly, the box itself is a marvel because it takes a three-step process to open, making it very child resistant for those of us who have children at home, and it fits perfectly in your pocket, which makes the Blunt Box an outdoors necessity. So come see us at 208 Parker Avenue right here in Bodo Park, or check out our new blunts on our online marijuana menu. We’ll do our best to keep these Blunt Boxes on our shelves just for you despite how quickly they’re being scooped up in our recreational marijuana dispensary, because We’re Your Best Buds!